Friday, October 05, 2007

I am impervious to pain

Famous Canadian Conrad Black is an asshole, but apparently he has a sense of humour. Via Gawker, he instructs us on how to wax a maple leaf--which is not nearly as kinky as it sounds. Gawker says: "this kind of dry, self-deprecating humor will serve Black well in the slammer." Or maybe not.

Speaking of assholes, President Asshole is happy to spend a trillion dollars on endless war but has some sort of moral objection to spending $30 billion to provide health insurance for poor kids. The moral calculus in which that makes sense is completely obscure to me.

Can I say here that I have absolutely no interest--not even a little--in a Britney Spears sex tape? Just wanted to get that off my chest.

I'm starting to pity Steve Speilberg and company. The making of the new Indy movie is turning into a huge shitshow. Leaked plot points, stolen photos from the set, Shia LaBoeuf--this thing is starting to smell like a disaster. (I'm kidding about Shia LaBoeuf--he's actually a pretty good actor.) Discuss amongst yourselves.

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Blogger Marty said:

Conrad Black may well be an asshole, but at least he's an articulate asshole, with reputable biographies of two of American presidents to his name. (Plus, did I mention he's got a way hot daughter.) I might be going out on a limb here, but I say here that I will eat my words if Lord Black ends up spending even one day in jail for his alleged 'crimes'.

Also, John, you might be interested to hear that I attended a 'Free Market Forum' at Hillsdale College at which Mark Steyn, that other great Canadian asshole, was the keynote speaker. (Les wangled me an invite, knowing my sympathies, bless his heart.) Mr. Steyn's annointed task was to compare the Canadian and American economies, which he carried out with much aplomb, and much derision for the current artificial high of the Canadian dollar (last pegged at $1.02 American and climbing).
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