jwbblog: He hated irony

Thursday, June 22, 2006

He hated irony

This is priceless: Via Golden Fiddle, The Bill Brasky Quote Archive:

"Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!"

"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."

“He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! …….And he hated irony!”

“I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.”

"Bill Brasky was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"

“Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack…a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese.”

"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."

"Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!"

"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

“He framed Roger Rabbit.”

More here. And if you don't know who Bill Brasky is, well, I don't really know what to say.

UPDATE: I got a sharp comment on this post from my wife, who fancies herself an SNL afficianado and did not know who Bill Brasky is. For the uninitiated, click here. (I'm channeling Andy Rooney here, but have you ever noticed that you can find bloody anything on Wikipedia. Amazing!)