Friday, March 17, 2006

And a Happy St. Patty's Day to ya


Via Sully, some thoughts on St. Patrick's Day from the Landover Baptist Church, to be sure, a protestant institution:

Right at this very moment, the Pope is instructing his new cardinals, all wearing dresses the color of Satan's rump, to open the lower dungeons of the Vatican and let loose their annual storehouse of malignant leprechaun spirits to steal gold from wealthy, blessed Evangelicals and spread green leprosy into the homes and upholstery of True Christians.

As always, Landover Baptist is well prepared for the demonic onslaught this year. "Saint Patrick's Day is like green beer - something the Lord never intended," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "We always get a little taste of Catholic Hell on this 'so-called' holiday, made popular by Irish layabouts, who seem to think it is a badge of honor to come from an island without snakes – even though it is chock-full of potato-boiling drunk."


Ah, yes, that old canard. Click through for more hilarious anti-Catholic bigotry.

Also, if you ever wondered where all those bloody "authentic" Irish pubs came from, State has the answer.

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