Thursday, February 09, 2006

The Schrutes have thirsty babies


On a lighter note--Senator Brownback would certainly not approve--Dwight Schrute, of Dunder Mifflin, a paper company in Scranton, PA, has his own blog. Some highlights:

1. Dwight on Canada: "In Canada it is always winter. Sometimes the sun never rises in Canada. Harp seals abound until they are brutally slaughtered by Canadians. They worship maple syrup, hockey and Alanis Morisette. I hate Canadians."

2. Dwight on what makes women tick: "Dear readers of Schrute-Space (many, many of whom are women) I need help in understanding what makes chicks tick. For instance, I will hear a certain girl say "Do I look fat?" And I will respond, "What do you mean by fat? In some cultures, (bush pygmies), you would be considered 'hefty' or 'chunky' even. But to others (wisconsin) you would be as skinny as an anorexic." My observations are true and correct and yet I'm the one who has to apologize and buy 8 dozen roses and a dinner at Red Lobster in order to make up for it. As Science officers Spock or Data would say, "highly illogical, Captain.""

3. Though a little too long to reprint here, Dwight on inequality among the sexes is very funny. Click here.

4. Dwight's New Year's wish: "Question: why is there not world peace? We are the most powerful nation in the world with the armaments to enforce total world peace lockdown. Let's all pray for a total world peace lockdown enforcement in 2006!" Actually, come to think of it. Senator Brownback might approve of that sentiment.

For "Office" addicts, Jenna Fischer (Pam) has her own blog, as well. Click here. Now get back to work.

Posted by jwb at 3:00 PM   

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